For thousands of years, the Troll population of the world has worked with a dilligent subterranean purpose.
Nesting under bridges, they have spread their foul fetid refuse as a contribution to the worldwide pollution . Their gaseous carbon and sulphur emissions have been a constant, odorific addition to the greenhouse effect, which is a factor in global warming.
Due to the corrosive nature of these gasses, the infrastructure in many places is beginning to crumble. The Bridge collapse in Minneappolis last year was accelerated , due to the Troll population of Minnesota . A massive politically correct coverup, has blamed this unfortunate disaster on other factors.
Those that are savvy acknowledge that the current Senatorial election mess in Minnesota is an attempt to divert attention from the comming Troll Wars.
During the past decade, a major rift has begun developing in the world of Trolls.
A Danish manufacturer of Troll dolls has been intentionally disguiseing the true nature of Trolls.
They have portrayed the troll population as “Good Luck” beings. Showing them to be cute and cuddly, with fuzzy, brightly colored hair that stands straight up.
Nothing could be farther from the truth. The Trolls are wicked, selfish hedonistic opportunists, who pollute as part of their daily existence. They constantly growl about Global Warming and greenhouse gasses, but their emissions are particularly odorous and corrosive.
A new company has entered the Troll manufacturing market. With the slogan ” Conservative truth in advertising, lets call a Troll a Troll” they have begun marketing a very different version of the Troll personna.
Their Trolls are made of rigid plastic, with heavily creased wicked visages. Their hair is coarse and wild, their mouths are in a constant frown. The greedy eyes are very small and set close together. They have been named the “Dammit Dolls”, and reveal more of the true nature of the Troll.
An ideological battle is brewing, for the hearts and minds of the Troll population.
Will the Trolls continue on their dastardly devious descent into the draconian deeds of deceptive destruction on our environment.
Or, will the New Age Trolls manage to curtail those gaseous emissions, and perhaps face up to the guilt which is truthfully theirs.
Troll Power!!!!!
Trolls are in the eyes of the beholder, some are good and some are misunderstood
THE EVIL TROLLS ARE TRAVELING IN DISGUISE. YOU SEE THEM AND THINK THEY ARE CUDDLY AND CUTE, THEN THEY GET YOU ! WATCH OUT!!!!
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