Absolut Vodka, Absolutely Not

I just read an article that Absolut Vodka has launched a Mexico campaign stating “In an Absolut World” Then shows a map of the USA with almost 1/3 of the map belonging to Mexico,  including Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, California etc.

 ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!  ABSOLUT VODKA SUCKS.  IT IS THE WORST,NASTIEST TASTING “PREMIUM”VODKA ON THE PLANET.

I gave up Absolut Vodka years ago , realizing that the only good thing about Absolut Vodka is its name, The taste is harsh, Fleishmans or Gordens has a smoother taste at 1/2 the price.

NO MORE ABSOLUT  VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I am elected President of the United States, I will raise the tariff on Absolut Vodka, and send all outstanding cases of Absolut Vodka to our local Citgo Stations, so the Vodka can be sent to our good friend Chavez in Venezuela.

Give Venezuela to the Mexicans along with the Absolut Vodka.

Charlie Champion for write in candidate for President of the United States

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