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The Troll Wars, Getting Ugly

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

For thousands of years, the Troll population of the world has worked with a  dilligent subterranean  purpose.

Nesting under bridges, they have spread their foul fetid refuse as a contribution to the worldwide pollution . Their gaseous carbon and sulphur emissions have been a constant, odorific addition to the greenhouse effect, which is a factor in global warming.

Due to the corrosive nature of these gasses, the infrastructure in many places is beginning to crumble. The Bridge collapse in Minneappolis last year was accelerated , due to the Troll population of Minnesota . A massive politically correct coverup, has blamed this unfortunate disaster on other factors. 

Those that are savvy acknowledge that the  current Senatorial election  mess  in Minnesota is an attempt to divert attention from the comming Troll Wars. 

During the past decade, a major rift has begun  developing in the world of Trolls.

A Danish manufacturer of Troll dolls has been intentionally disguiseing the true nature of Trolls.

They have portrayed the troll population as “Good Luck” beings. Showing them to be cute and cuddly, with fuzzy, brightly colored hair that  stands straight up.

Nothing could be farther from the truth. The Trolls are wicked, selfish hedonistic opportunists, who pollute as part of their daily existence. They constantly growl about Global Warming and greenhouse gasses, but their emissions are particularly  odorous and corrosive.

A new company has entered the Troll manufacturing market. With the slogan ” Conservative truth in advertising, lets call a Troll a Troll” they have begun marketing a very different version of the Troll personna.

Their Trolls are made of rigid plastic, with heavily creased  wicked visages. Their hair is coarse and wild, their mouths are in a constant frown. The greedy eyes are very small and set close together. They have been named the “Dammit Dolls”, and reveal more of the true nature of the Troll.

An ideological  battle is brewing, for the hearts and minds of the Troll population.

Will the Trolls continue on their dastardly devious descent into the draconian deeds  of deceptive destruction on our environment.

Or,  will the New Age Trolls manage to curtail those gaseous emissions, and perhaps face up to the guilt which is truthfully theirs.

Troll Power!!!!!

The 1920’s and the Economy, Then and Now-A Parable

Monday, December 8th, 2008

The Roaring 1920’s and the economy

                            a 

                 Forest  Parable

The 1920’s and the Roaring economy

Study history so we don’t make the same mistakes again

                                    by

                      Charlie Champion  

The forest was filled with a cacophony of  excitement .

Times were good, and the living was easy.

Several years of plentiful rainfall, moderate winters,  and warm nurturing Springs had turned the forest  into a virtual paradise . 

Food was plentiful.

 The predators had been hunted nearly to extinction by the two legged’s. Those that were not killed had left  for the deep unknown forest  far far away.

The cries, squeaks, craws et. al., of the new babies filled the air .

No predators meant bigger families, but the bounty provided by Mother Nature kept all, well fed. 

The wise old Badger was the local  leader, but his stories and warnings were causing the younger animals  to loose patience . He had lived a long life and was experienced in the  ways of nature . He was concerned that the bad times would come back. The younger animals who had never experienced  the fury of Nature ,refused to believe him..

“Yes my friends.” he warned, ” many of you are young. You do not remember the hard times from before.”

He looked around the clearing.” The Winters are not always so easy. There have been many years when we’ve been plagued by severe drought. ”

   He shook his head sadly,”When the streams dry up, then hunger comes to the forest.”

” Oh go on old man!”  Patty Bunny stamped her foot.” Who has time for sad old stories. Old stories are boreing.”

” Don’t say that,”he responded sternly.”To ignore history is to run the risk of repeating your mistakes.”

“Boo on you” said Ronnie rabit.

“Enough already ,” rasped Willie Weasle,” Lets live the good life. It’s time to party.This is the way it’s always going to be.”

“yada ,ya, ya” They hopped off giggling  and whispering.

Several months passed. The Summer was a distant memory.

A large volcano errupted off the coast. The sky was turned grey almost 750 miles distant.

The weather patterns were  changed. A noticeable drop in temperatures became apparent.

The wild fruits and berries never fully ripened, the tubes and bulbs were underdeveloped.

It was 4 or 5 degrees colder, and..  it it almost never rained.

Food became scarce . No one was prepared.

There were not enough stored acorns.

No stockpiled food.

Shortages developed almost overnight.

And the predators returned!!! Driven by hunger spurred by the drout and the very cold winter.

The happy well fed party generation disappeared in an avalanche of change.

Painful change.

Society altering change.

The 1920’s and the Economy

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The Silver Tipped Grey Wolf Who Wished to be President of the Pack

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

Hillaria Wolf had always been very large for her age.

She had been known since she was a pup,  for her cunning and brutality.   Her instincts for survival , and her disregard for the life of others was legendary throughout the pack.

Her selfish  and selfserving approach  to life caused her to be treated with loathing and suspicion by her contemporaries.  

In fact as a pup, during a particularly bad winter she had devoured the runt of the  litter  of her  siblings .

This was a move of despicable self preservation.

But…. She was hungry and  the live prey  helped her to survive the cold winter, and marked her as a Wolf to be reckoned with.

Hillaria was ambitious. Even though she was a bitch,  she planned and conspired to  become head wolf.

A bitch as pack leader was just not done in the world of Silver Tipped Grey Wolves, but  Hillaria was determined. She was born top dog, and would never accept a subservient position in the heirarchy of the pack.

In the Springtime of her third year, she encountered a male Silver Tipped Grey from a neighboring pack. His name was Billwill . He was large and muscular, with a thick full coat. His size, and affable nature placed him in a position of prominence within his own pack.

Billwill was highly sociable. He loved flirting with the young bitches, and they seemed drawn to his musk scent.

The fact that he was glib and likeable but not exceedingly intelligent or agressive made him a desirable mate for Hillaria. She would remake Billwill as a percieved leader of the pack,get him elected  and then she would  become the “power behind the Throne”. 

Her plan worked to perfection.

She only had to devour a few rivals along the way.

Survival of the fittest, you know..

Want to read more about Hillaria, or the little squirrel, or any of my other stories.???

Let me know I need the encouragement.

Hope this made you smile.

There’s enough out there to be scared and sad about, a little jocularity is O K 

cc/PML

Be Careful What You Wish For- Just ask King Midas

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Many years ago, in a kingdom across the sea,there  lived a very young and very foolish prince.

His name was Prince Georgie., son of King George Midas

The prince was  born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He  was  pampered and indulged by those responsible for his well being . When the Prince got into trouble, he learned that he could use his fathers wealth and  position to buy his way out of any difficulty.

The prince  soon lost touch with the realities of life, thinking that the obsequious servants that surrounded him were proof of his great importance.   

The wealthy , spoiled young prince, grew into an arrogant irresponsible young adult.  He drank alcahol, snorted cocaine, and spent much of his youth and well into his 30’s gambling and  chasing mindless debutantes.

When his father was elected president of the kingdom of Antarctica. prince Georgie realized that if he wanted to succeed his father as president , he would have to straighten out his act.

Georgie stopped doing drugs.

He joined the Royal Air Force reserves, however; he managed to evade active military duty in the “ War of the Penguins” by getting lost  on the way to the front. He arrived six months after the war ended.

He bought a professional Bobsled team with money that he borrowed from his father, then sold the team at a loss  so that he could invest in a company that manufactured ice.

The Ice Making Machine  company failed due to unfair competition from Mother Nature, and Prince Georgie was forced to move back home to live with his parents in the Royal White Ice House.

When his father lost the next election, Georgie was devastated.He was determined to stop at nothing, to avenge his fathers defeat.

Georgie heard about an evil magician who was feared and revered through out the land. His name was Roven the Wizzard.

Roven was reputed to have dark powers of deception and persuasion.

Prince Georgie decided to make a pilgrimage to the Dark Tower to see Roven the Magician . He intended to ask for a magic spell that would  help him become President of Antarctica.

” Oh Master Magician Karrell Roven, ” Said Prince Georgie, as he entered the magic tower. ” I would do anything to avenge my fathers defeat. ” He bowed low to the ground. ” Please help me to attain the rapture of victory.”

” You would do anything?” Rovens voice seemed to echo throughout the Hall.

” Oh yes master magician!” Exclaimed Prince Georgie as he prostated himself on the ground.” Make me all powerful so that I can attain the greatness which was denied to my honored father.”

The Magician looked at him for a long moment. ” So be it!,”  He exclaimed. ” Rise , young prince, rise and extend your right hand.”

The Prince did as he was told.

The magician took the Prince’s hand , held it in a tight grip, and with his right hand smashed his staff across the Prince’s knuckles .

” Yeow!!!” The Prince howled.” Ow..Ow,,Ow!!!”

” Stop whineing. Stop acting like a baby” The Magician glowered at him.”I will now cement the pact with a drop of your blood.”

“M My Blood” Georgie stammered.” Wh Why?”

” Don’t you know anything about black magic,” Grumbled Rovens,”These things are always sealed with blood.”

With that Rovens stabbed Georgies little finger with a long, very sharp pin.” Yeeeeowww!!!” Prince Georgie screamed, and he began to cry.

Rovens looked at him in disgust. ” Making you Presidential will be much harder than I thought.

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The beginning.

Chapter A

More to Come……..Soon

Enjoy, my friends , enjoy.

Have a laugh on me.

The Straw That Broke the Camel’s Back, a Parable about An Economy in Distress

Monday, November 17th, 2008

There is an old Middle Eastern tale about a poor farmer.

He lived in a  mud and straw hut , with his wife and three teenage daughters.

He owned 3 old camels .

Twice a year, at the Spring and Fall solstice,  he would pack the camels with large bags of straw and wheat.

He would kiss his wife , hug his three daughters, and then he would set off  for the 10 hour trek to the market at Dandalia.

This was a very important trip for the poor farmer, who  hoped to sell his produce and earn enough money to keep his family alive for the next 6 months.

Upon arriving in Dandalia , he would join with farmers from all over the Province . He would then set up his assigned booth, and displayting his wares.

The market would last for two full days,.The crowds were boisterous and the din was deafening. By the end of the second day, the farmer would count up his meager earnings, repack the now  empty hemp  sacks, and  tie his three camels into a caravan.

The return trip home was always much quicker, because he and Gabor, his young helper could ride the tired old camels.

One morning the farmer awoke and  found his two neighbors waiting for him in the front yard.

They offerd the farmer  bags of straw as additional produce  to bring to market.He could keep 50% of the profits for his trouble. 

The farmer was excited. With the extra money he could keep his family secure and comfortable.

The day before Spring Solstice was  cool, with a brisk gusty wind.

The farmer brought out the three old camels, and proceeded to load his bags of straw, 

He looked at the camels. They were  pretty well loaded, but he was determined to pick up the additional freight from his neighbors.

He arrived at Abmar’s yard and found 8 additional bags waiting for him. 

The camels were  loaded with much argument and posturing.

The farmer and the heavily burdened camels walked to  Fardeneen’s yard

There he found Fardeen and five additional bags of straw.

Loading the camels required a ladder, a makeshift pulley assembly and also a great deal of  discussion.

Each camel in turn staggered as the additional burdem was placed on its back. Their knees trembled, and they shifted unsteadily.

“Well,” said the farmer,” I guess I’ll be on my way.” He shook his head,” I don’t think these camels could carry another ounce of freight.”

Just then, Fardeen’s 12 year old daughter, came running out of the house. She was holding a large straw doll wrapped in a scrap of pale grey cloth. It was 2 feet tall, and had been made by weaving stalks of straw together, then dyed and clothed.

“Daddy, Daddy” she gasped, her arms wrapped around the doll’s body to hold it steady. ” You promised I could sell Esmerelda at the Solstice Market. I need the money to buy cloth for my new clothes.Mother says I am turning into a little woman, and need larger more appropriate dresses.”

He turned to the farmer,” Well ? Will you take  the doll and sell it for my Mindlee?”

The farmer looked at the three ,seemingly unsteady , overburdned camels.” I’m afraid to add any further burder to these camels. They are important to feed my family. I don’t think they can carry another thing.”

Fardeen looked at the farmer. “Come on Hamoken, share the wealth. Give my little girl a chance to get some pretty cloth for dresses. We can’t afford the cloth unless she sells the doll.”

He shook his head. ” I don’t want to disappoint  you but these camels are carrying the burden for our entire community. Let someone else share his wealth. They can’t carry any additional burden.They’ll break down.”

The farmer looked up, and spied the local tax collector approaching from the East.

Tax collector Sninndl looked at farmer Hamoken and smiled. ” I am here on the Governors business. As I’m sure you know, the irrigation project failed due to sabotage from our enemies. We are now  faced with many new poor and starving residents.

It is the Governor’s decree, that a 25% tax will be placed on all new business above last years totals. 

 New business is to buy you a  luxury .That new wealth should be shared with those citizens who have the need.”

The farmer looked distressed.” After the extra cost for a slower trip and paying for the extra market space necessary, it will not be worth anything to carry all this extra weight.”

The tax collector sneered.” The Governor has already been told of this extra tax on your load in our report to his scribes. You will have to carry the load to earn the money to pay the tax, even if it does not pay you very much.”

The farmer’s shoulders sagged. He knew he was stuck. He was being forced to do all this extra work .

He turned to Mindlee and gave her a half smile.” Come on, give me your straw man, if we can carry all these taxes for government giveaways, we can carry a little more straw. After all, straw is so lite.”

He took the straw doll, and placed it carefully on  top of the lead camel’s pile of straw filled bags.

The camel turned its head toward the farmer, and gave him a long sad look.

They heard a crack, the camels back broke, and it keeled over…dead.

The moral of the story.Too much taxation is a backbreaker

TOO MUCH TAXATION IS A BACKBREAKER