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Charlie Champion, Back from Vacation and Ready to Keep you Entertained

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

I have just retrned from an eight day road trip to the Southeastern United States.

We covered Georgia and South Carolina in depth, and North Carolina ,Virginia, and West Virginia to a lesser degree.

To all my loyal readers , friends and family who live in that part of the country, …I’m Jealous. You live in a better ,much prettier, and very much more  affordable place than I do.

I have several fables in the works.

You can look forward to : Be Careful What you wish for,- Just ask King Midas.

                                        The Silver Tipped/Tongued Grey Wolf Who Wished to be President of the Pack.

 I am also getting ready to release additional installments of “The Life and Times of the Fabulous Charlie Champion.

I am loaded with my continually accurate and insightful view of our economy, but I’m not sure I want to put it down on paper. The reality of what I see makes me sick to my stomach.

Well I have missed you’all(Listen to me, in the South for a few days and I’ve already gotten a Southern accent) and am eager to begin a new , non political chapter in our mutual relationship.

If anyone has any requests, please let me know.

Until then…Y’all come back,

The Little Squirrel Who wanted to share the Acorns

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

Stanley squirrel was enjoying his first summer.

He had learned to leap from tree to tree using the spring of the branch to launch himself to his next target.  The feeling of exhiliration as he flew through the air was liberating.

All the first year squirrels liked to play together, chasing butterflies, splashing through the shallow creek and sunning themselves in the warm summer sunshine.

The older squirrels cautioned the newlings, “ play is fine, but as squirrels, we all must spend our time gathering acorns and other nuts for the cold winter when food becomes scarce.  If we don’t work together, we will all go hungry.”

Stanley, being somewhat stubborn and simple-minded , rebelled against the elders.

” I live to play,” He said.  ” I don’t know what winter cold is, but I’m sure it can wait a few more days.  After all, we are young and healthy and food is very plentiful…Why worry?”

Stanley and his siblings resumed their play, pretending to not hear his mothers screech of anger.

Summer passed quickly and the early fall brought cooler nights, but the days were  warm and the sun shone with a  brilliant clarity. Stanley continued to ignore the admonishment of the adults, playing and sleeping instead of gathering nuts for the winter.

One by one, all of his playmates left to join the rest of the squirrels in preparation for the coming season.

Finally it was only Stanley, and his special friend, bushy tailed, Stephanie.

” Look at all those fraidysquirrel’s, running to gather nuts” said Stanley.” We squirrels take care of each other. If we need food, the others will share their wealth,meanwhile we can play.”

Stephanie flicked her tail in his face and sprang away, with Stanley in hot pursuit.

Time passed, and late Fall turned into early Winter.

 The first snowfall of the season hit the forest. Everything was covered with a thin white blanket, and the crystals shone brightly in the morning sun.

Stanley and Stephanie sat on a bare branch of their favorite Oak tree. ” The others are still looking for food” said Stephanie, her black eyes wide with alarm.

“Don’t worry”, said Stanley,” we will look for food tomorrow.In the mean time,  the others will share their wealth with us  if we need it. ”

“Tag you’re it!” he shouted,  and sprang from the branch, sending a shower of snow to the ground below.

A few days later, Winter set in with a vengeance. The snow fell for 2 days, and the winds blew huge drifts against the trunks of the trees.

” I’m hungry ,” whined Stephanie.” All the nuts and berries are gone. What will we eat.”

 Stanley looked around.” Yes I’m hungry too. Lets go ask the others to share their wealth.”

They scampered off and went to see the Top Squirrel and the other elders.

” Can we please have something to eat.” They asked in unison.” We are hungry, and there is no food to be found in the forest.”

The Top Squirrel looked at them sadly, and shook his head.” We have been working all summer and all fall to gather enough food to keep us alive during the long cold winter.”

 He stamped his front paw.” Thats what squirels do. We work as a community to provide the food to keep us alive. Everyone must contribute or we all die.”

Stanley hung his head.” We didn’t know..” His dark eyes opened wide.” I always thought we were part of a community of squirrels.

All for one and one for all.

From each according to his means to each according to his needs.

Share and share alike

We should be be taken care of by the Community of Squirrels.”

The Top Squirrel shook his head. His eyes blazed with anger.” By ignoring  our warnings, and playing instead of working, you have jeopardised our community.

Everyone must work together for all to survive.

I’m sorry. You and Stephanie must find your own food.

We have only enough to feed those who helped gather the food. If we feed you we all starve. ”

THE MORAL of the STORY: Redistribution of wealth only works if there is some incentive to contribute to the common good.

The Straw That Broke the Camel’s Back, a Parable about An Economy in Distress

Monday, November 17th, 2008

There is an old Middle Eastern tale about a poor farmer.

He lived in a  mud and straw hut , with his wife and three teenage daughters.

He owned 3 old camels .

Twice a year, at the Spring and Fall solstice,  he would pack the camels with large bags of straw and wheat.

He would kiss his wife , hug his three daughters, and then he would set off  for the 10 hour trek to the market at Dandalia.

This was a very important trip for the poor farmer, who  hoped to sell his produce and earn enough money to keep his family alive for the next 6 months.

Upon arriving in Dandalia , he would join with farmers from all over the Province . He would then set up his assigned booth, and displayting his wares.

The market would last for two full days,.The crowds were boisterous and the din was deafening. By the end of the second day, the farmer would count up his meager earnings, repack the now  empty hemp  sacks, and  tie his three camels into a caravan.

The return trip home was always much quicker, because he and Gabor, his young helper could ride the tired old camels.

One morning the farmer awoke and  found his two neighbors waiting for him in the front yard.

They offerd the farmer  bags of straw as additional produce  to bring to market.He could keep 50% of the profits for his trouble. 

The farmer was excited. With the extra money he could keep his family secure and comfortable.

The day before Spring Solstice was  cool, with a brisk gusty wind.

The farmer brought out the three old camels, and proceeded to load his bags of straw, 

He looked at the camels. They were  pretty well loaded, but he was determined to pick up the additional freight from his neighbors.

He arrived at Abmar’s yard and found 8 additional bags waiting for him. 

The camels were  loaded with much argument and posturing.

The farmer and the heavily burdened camels walked to  Fardeneen’s yard

There he found Fardeen and five additional bags of straw.

Loading the camels required a ladder, a makeshift pulley assembly and also a great deal of  discussion.

Each camel in turn staggered as the additional burdem was placed on its back. Their knees trembled, and they shifted unsteadily.

“Well,” said the farmer,” I guess I’ll be on my way.” He shook his head,” I don’t think these camels could carry another ounce of freight.”

Just then, Fardeen’s 12 year old daughter, came running out of the house. She was holding a large straw doll wrapped in a scrap of pale grey cloth. It was 2 feet tall, and had been made by weaving stalks of straw together, then dyed and clothed.

“Daddy, Daddy” she gasped, her arms wrapped around the doll’s body to hold it steady. ” You promised I could sell Esmerelda at the Solstice Market. I need the money to buy cloth for my new clothes.Mother says I am turning into a little woman, and need larger more appropriate dresses.”

He turned to the farmer,” Well ? Will you take  the doll and sell it for my Mindlee?”

The farmer looked at the three ,seemingly unsteady , overburdned camels.” I’m afraid to add any further burder to these camels. They are important to feed my family. I don’t think they can carry another thing.”

Fardeen looked at the farmer. “Come on Hamoken, share the wealth. Give my little girl a chance to get some pretty cloth for dresses. We can’t afford the cloth unless she sells the doll.”

He shook his head. ” I don’t want to disappoint  you but these camels are carrying the burden for our entire community. Let someone else share his wealth. They can’t carry any additional burden.They’ll break down.”

The farmer looked up, and spied the local tax collector approaching from the East.

Tax collector Sninndl looked at farmer Hamoken and smiled. ” I am here on the Governors business. As I’m sure you know, the irrigation project failed due to sabotage from our enemies. We are now  faced with many new poor and starving residents.

It is the Governor’s decree, that a 25% tax will be placed on all new business above last years totals. 

 New business is to buy you a  luxury .That new wealth should be shared with those citizens who have the need.”

The farmer looked distressed.” After the extra cost for a slower trip and paying for the extra market space necessary, it will not be worth anything to carry all this extra weight.”

The tax collector sneered.” The Governor has already been told of this extra tax on your load in our report to his scribes. You will have to carry the load to earn the money to pay the tax, even if it does not pay you very much.”

The farmer’s shoulders sagged. He knew he was stuck. He was being forced to do all this extra work .

He turned to Mindlee and gave her a half smile.” Come on, give me your straw man, if we can carry all these taxes for government giveaways, we can carry a little more straw. After all, straw is so lite.”

He took the straw doll, and placed it carefully on  top of the lead camel’s pile of straw filled bags.

The camel turned its head toward the farmer, and gave him a long sad look.

They heard a crack, the camels back broke, and it keeled over…dead.

The moral of the story.Too much taxation is a backbreaker

TOO MUCH TAXATION IS A BACKBREAKER

The Nasty Side of the Recession

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

The Country, indeed the World is falling deeper and deeper into what sure looks like a Depression to me.

Depression is an economic term as well as a psychological one.

The classic definition of an economic  Depression has probably not been achieved yet, but the incoming effects are obvious to anyone who deals with business and work. Things have slowed down, and are getting slower.

The Psychological effects , at this time, are less obvious but more ominous.

People are becoming short tempered and more irritable.

Nice and sweet are in short supply,  and everyone appears to be  ready to argue about anything.

Our population, especially under age 40-45 is not ready for difficult times.

We have lived through several decades of mild recessions, and quick easy fixes.

Even the dot com, followed by 9/11, was a relatively easy fix compared to the current  morass.

Nice is the operative  hope.

Nasty is the sad reality.

People are worried and stressed, and looking for something…anything to strike back at.

What a sad state of affairs!! 

The polls are driving me crazy, how about you

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

The acrimonious Presidential election is getting down to the stretch run, and I know I speak for many, many citizens, “Enough is enough already.”

We have been baked,fried and hard boiled. I am beginning to  get desensitized to the whole process.

Last chance, give me one more dollar.

Don’t let the opposition get ahead.

Believe the polls.

Don’t believe the polls.

Good grief. They are even posting hourly tracking polls which show Obama up .2%, McCain up.1%, Down .2%,Obama has slipped from 50.1% to 49.9% since this morning.

How the heck do they know that.

Who makes up this stuff?

Enough already.

Lets end in a dead heat, so we can start all over again.

That would be fun.

Like swimming in a pool of hungry sharks!!!

Skin heads plotting to kill 88 black high school kids.Bull!!BULL!!

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

This is an insult to our intelligence.

2 dumb kids, with a combined I Q! of 14 decide that they are going to save the Aryan race by killing and beheadings.

What planet did they come from?

Who could take them seriously?

This sounds so outrageous that it must be contrived.

Please dear G-d let it be bull sh–, a fantasy of some sick Obama Zealot. Please!!

Congress Sucks Lets Vote Them Out

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

President Bush might easily be the worst President in American History.

The only political entity worse than President Bush is the Congress of The United States.

Lets get rid of both.

Goodbye Bush; Goodbye Congress.

Goodbye thieves .

Goodbye pigs.

Hello America!

Hello bright future!

Hello Good !

Later for you enemies.

Get a life!!

Somewhere else!!!

An Amazing Coincidence , You Couldn’t Make this Stuff Up, by Charlie Champion

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

                                                                                                       An Amazing Coincidence 

                                                                                                 You Couldn’t Make this Stuff Up

                                                                                                                           by

                                                                                                            Charlie Champion

The top of the market October 07

Oil begins a very rapid very steep climb in January 08

Housing slowdown which had begun in 06-07 turned into a torrent of defaults and foreclosures.

First the U S is beaten down with inflation ,a disaster in real estate, and lastly a stock market in

free fall.

We have rapidly been reconditioned into a lower standard of living.

First us, now the World follows.

A lower standard, and redistribution to make everyone the same value.

What is behind this series of disasters and reconditioning which is going on.

Raise the price of gasoline to almost double, then after its damage is inflicted, bring it down by 1/3.

The contrast is such a relief , but we are still paying more than last year.

Take away, from the masses, the steak and potatoes, let them live on bread and water for a while

, then when you give them a little ground beef and of course lots of beer and vodka, no one will

notice the passing of a way of life, and the end of our culture.

I NOTICED

HOW ABOUT YOU

Evolution and Creationism are not necessarily, mutually exclusive concepts

Monday, October 13th, 2008

          Evolution and Creationism are not necessarily mutually exclusive  concepts

                                              by

                                     Charlie Champion   The fact that billions of years of evolution have created this world that we live on, does not negate or even slightly derail the fact that G-d does exist. Evolution and creation are not mutually exclusive, in fact they are highly compatible.  G-d in his infinite wisdom, and in His eternal struggle with the evil one, initiated  evolution , so that  a Universe and a planet Earth would evolve and populate with living things, G-d initiated Creation, ….the Miracle of Creation and the beautiful symmetry of the  evolution of life  proves His existence…. Because my body might have evolved from lower animals actually makes sense.  What makes noSense, is to tie the essence of Mankind and our souls , to being intertwined  with that animal existence. Our animal evolved/ human bodies are vessels for the soul that G-d created.  We are all involved in an eternal battle between Good and evil. The planet earth and mankind are all either warriors for Good, warriors for the dark one, or neutral s in training.     

Since when is it racist to question someones politics and judgement

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

What has happened to our Country.

What has happened to our culture.

The world we all knew when we were growing up…Where is it?

We used to be a diverse but united nation.

Now it’s all different.

Broken.

Everything is divisive.

Everything is racist.

Everything is pushing Americans out of the political center.

We are being polarized.

What happened to being Americans, with different perspectives, but a common love of Country?

A nation must have a common purpose.

We must  survive. We are the greatest Nation on Earth, and at this time in history, the World needs us to be that beacon of light.